politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

"When I’m lying in my bed I think about life and I think about death and neither one particularly appeals to me."


Morrissey   (via cybergirlfriend)

(Source: clearthroat)

crunchier:

hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you